The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This one's for you and me, living out our dreams...
The Misheard: This one's for you and me, living out of trees...
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Real Lyric: Doctor my eyes...
The Misheard: Dark to my eyes..
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Real Lyric: They hide behind the laws they make for all of us
The Misheard: They think I'm hiding out in baseball's underworld
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Real Lyric: Billion dollar baby Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel, Grimy as an alley, loves me like no other lover. Billion dollar baby Rotten little monster, baby, I adore you. Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby. etc.
The Misheard: Billion dollar baby, Wrap her, little lady, Slip her in (or "then") a weasel, Bribe me in an alley, lock me up another rubber. Billion dollar baby, Rotten little monster, baby I adore you Man I wanna leave, I couldn't, let me like you (or "liv
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Real Lyric: Johnny, take a dive with your sister in the rain.
The Misheard: Johnny, take a dive with your sister Lorraine.
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Real Lyric: Going down to the old mine with a transistor radio
The Misheard: Going down on the old man with a transistor radio
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Real Lyric: Oh! I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody.
The Misheard: Oh! I wanna dance with somebody/ I wanna feed the beep with somebody!
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Real Lyric: She kisses me windy
The Misheard: She kisses the windex
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Real Lyric: Our lovers quarrel
The Misheard: I love a squirrel
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Real Lyric: Ain't nobody's business, Said it, ain't nobody's business
The Misheard: Ain't nobody's fitness, said it, ain't nobody's fitness
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