The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't resist the strange attraction From that giant dynamo
The Misheard: Can't resist the strange attraction From that giant down the hall
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Real Lyric: Last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you
The Misheard: Last night you were in my room And now my butt cheeks smell like you
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Real Lyric: Eat The Salted Peanuts Out The Can
The Misheard: Keeps the salty penis out the can
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Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
The Misheard: Sing in the light, sing in the light
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Real Lyric: Hey! My name is called disturbance. I'll shout and scream, I'll kill the king And rail at all his servants.
The Misheard: Hey! My name is Gorgeous Purple. I'll shout and scream until the gang Derails with all its burp on.
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Real Lyric: And that winding knee
The Misheard: And that 1D meme
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Real Lyric: And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
The Misheard: And any guy like you deserves a gentleman
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Real Lyric: She was a day tripper
The Misheard: She was a gay stripper
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Pay the black writer
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Real Lyric: Chickity China the Chinese chicken
The Misheard: Chicken vagina the Chinese chicken
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