The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: You know I'd like to keep my chi, it's driving everyday.
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Real Lyric: Light switch, man switch Film was broken only then
The Misheard: ManwichSandwhich
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Real Lyric: September '75 I was 47 inches high Mom said someday I would have
The Misheard: September '75 I was 47 inches highMom said that's the biggest bust I'll ever have
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Real Lyric: Lying naked on the floor
The Misheard: Flying naked on the floor
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Real Lyric: Beg my broken heart to beat.
The Misheard: Beg my broken heart to pee.
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Real Lyric: Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go
The Misheard: Ho ho ho! School wouldn't know
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Real Lyric: I wish for this night-time To last for a life-time The darkness around me Shores of a solar sea
The Misheard: I wish for this night-time to ask for a life-timeThe darkness surrounds me - soft soul unseen
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Real Lyric: You may look like we do Talk like we do But you know how it is You're not one of us
The Misheard: You look like a BeatleTalk like a BeatleBut you know how it isYou're not one of us
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Real Lyric: Amadeus Amadeus
The Misheard: I'm a dentist, I'm a dentist
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop Don't stop 'til you get enough
The Misheard: Don't stop - do a post-doc,Don't stop 'til you get enough
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