The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The center of my so-called being is The space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors
The Misheard: The center of my so-called penisThe space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors
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Real Lyric: But I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door
The Misheard: But i would walk five hundred milesAnd i would walk five hundred moreJust to be the man who walked all thosethen nail you with a ram sheep's horn.
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Real Lyric: Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn
The Misheard: Every rose has its thornJust like every knight has his Dawn
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Real Lyric: On the radio, on the radio
The Misheard: On the 'fraid-io, on the 'fraid-io
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Real Lyric: I may have lost my way now
The Misheard: I may have lost my weiner
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Real Lyric: She sells hearts She sells meat
The Misheard: She's so smartShe's so sweet
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Real Lyric: She's a winner
The Misheard: She's a weaner
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Real Lyric: Like playing with danger or fear...
The Misheard: Like crazy gay european's...
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Real Lyric: And I try to front like "Oh well" each time you let me down See I can't get over you now no matter what I do Baby baby, I stay in love with you
The Misheard: And I try to fart like a whale each time you let me down See I can't get over you now no matter what I do But baby, baby I stay in love with you
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Real Lyric: Always quick to follow The boys are too refined Won't matter tomorrow Oh, to be in his mind
The Misheard: Oh, he's a pedophileThe boys are too refinedWhoa man, hurts to fallOh, to be in his mind
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