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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sanitarium

    Real Lyric: Sanitarium

    The Misheard: Sad-eyed terrier

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her mo has oh'sYou know I read it in the back of play boy hoy

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    Artist: The Hollies

    Song: The Air That I Breathe

    Real Lyric: Nothing to eat, no books to read

    The Misheard: Nothing to eat, no bugs to eat

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    Artist: Le Chic

    Song: Freak Out

    Real Lyric: Freak out

    The Misheard: Speak out

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    Artist: Era

    Song: Cathar Rhythm

    Real Lyric: Don't you come back now Don't shoot in your eyes And if you dance your look I'll be you waiting

    The Misheard: Don't you come back nowDon't shoot in your eyesAnd if you dance your lookI'll be you waiting.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Death On Two Legs

    Real Lyric: Was the fin on your back part of the deal?(shark)

    The Misheard: Wash the fin on your back, part of the deal(shark)

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    Artist: Gala

    Song: Freed From Desire

    Real Lyric: My love has got no money, he's got strong beliefs

    The Misheard: My lover's not on my knee, he's got his trampoline

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    Artist: Slayer

    Song: Angel of Death

    Real Lyric: Sewn together, joining heads

    The Misheard: Sewn together, doody head

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    Artist: Stevie Nicks

    Song: Edge Of Seventeen

    Real Lyric: But the moment that I first laid eyes on him all alone On the edge of seventeen

    The Misheard: For the moment that I'm Bruce LeeI'll all kill all alone On the edge of seventeen

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Civil War

    Real Lyric: Your power hungry sellin' soldiers In a human grocery store

    The Misheard: Buy our heart, we're selling sausage in a, human grocery store

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