The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Five year plans and new deals, Wrapped in golden chains
The Misheard: Bobby plants a new field, wrapped in golden chains
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Real Lyric: And the cradle will rock
The Misheard: And the guido will rock
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Real Lyric: I'd like to hear some funky dixieland Pretty Mama come and take my by the hand
The Misheard: I like to hear some funky dick celebrityMama come 'n take my by the hand
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Real Lyric: Movin me down the highway Rollin me down the highway movin ahead so life won't pass me by
The Misheard: Vodant me down the highway, Vodant me down the highway, Vodant won't pass me by
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Real Lyric: Come see a living, breathing spectacle
The Misheard: Come see a living, breathing testicle
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Real Lyric: The argument over god continues In this house All of us stand and point our fingers At the ground
The Misheard: The argument over god continues In this houseI don't understand the point of fingers
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Real Lyric: She's getting kicked out of school cause she failing I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me She's the one she'll always be there She took my hand and I made it I swear
The Misheard: She's getting kicked out of school cause she flailingI'm kind of nervous cause I think my lovers hate meShe's The One she'll always be thereShe took my hand and that minute I swear
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Real Lyric: You come around here and you put both your feet in
The Misheard: You come around here with your butt f****n' fever
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share This lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds of Cher olive you
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: We all chat at a line-upDon't carry me too far away
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