The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Carved my name into his leather seats
The Misheard: Carved my name into his legacy
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of thieves
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band
The Misheard: Ann-Marie was an elephant, just playing in the grass
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, I'm suckin' an old guy young.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night .... And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheanother roller in the night...And little early birdy gave my anus curly wurlyand asked me if i needed to ride
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Real Lyric: Open up my eager eyes 'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
The Misheard: Open up my eager eyes'Cause I miss the bright side
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Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to dance with a real queen
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Real Lyric: Wise men say only fools rush in
The Misheard: Wise men say only fools wear jeans
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Real Lyric: It's a big machine, it's a big machine We're all slaves to a big machine
The Misheard: It's a claim to shame, it's a claim to shameI do not feel ashamed
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Real Lyric: Your candy perfume girl
The Misheard: You can't eat perfume girl
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