The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 43871 thru 43880 of 54134
Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race I'm not a shoulder to cry on but I digress I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: This ain't a sea, it’s a god damn arse rapeThis ain't a sea, it’s a god damn arse rapeThis ain't a sea, it’s a god damn arse rapeI'm not a soldier to cry on, but I dye grassI'm a Little manAnd im also evil also into catss also int
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty knees and the dunder chief
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Poor son, shoot your own leg
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost
The Misheard: Won't come across,Even my cousin Loss
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas
The Misheard: Warm smell of fajitas
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Might as well be walkin' on the sun
The Misheard: Miners will be walking in the sun
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm not Jesus, Jesus wasn't fair
The Misheard: I'm not Jesus! Jesus wasn't fast!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Those days of soda and pretzels and beer
The Misheard: Those days of soda and fatso's and beer
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: They say Brandy, fetch another round
The Misheard: They say Brandy, f**k your mother 'round
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Baby, like a blind man I rushed in
The Misheard: Baby, like a bug that I mushed in
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.