The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
The Misheard: You had the dog hair and yarn in your hand
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Real Lyric: She wrote upon it: Return to sender
The Misheard: She rode a pony, returned a cinder
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Real Lyric: Kim's the first girl I kissed
The Misheard: He killed the first girl I kissed
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Real Lyric: I watch the sky turn to paper mache like shades That fold and tear so easily
The Misheard: I watch the sky turn to paper mache like shapes, they're folding chairs so easily!
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to go
The Misheard: Steve walks warily down the street to the prim pool way aloe, ain't no sound but the sound of speed, machine guns ready go
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Real Lyric: Hail and kill
The Misheard: Heal and kill
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing eme softly with Exxon
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Real Lyric: I can't stand losing
The Misheard: I can't stand Houston
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Real Lyric: I'm not gonna crack
The Misheard: I'm the colour gray
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Real Lyric: There's a pillar in my way you see
The Misheard: There's this pillock in my way, you see
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