The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: More than a woman
The Misheard: Bow-legged woman
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Real Lyric: 'Cause my lips are chapped and faded Call my Aunt Marie Help her gather all my things
The Misheard: 'Cause my lips are chapped and fadedCamaraderieHelp her gather all my things
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Real Lyric: From beginnin' to end, 365 days of the year I want your same ole love, baby And all I wanna do is share my life with you I want your same ole love
The Misheard: From beginning to end365 days in a yearI want your same old love againKeep on loving me,I want your same old love again
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Real Lyric: Pulling mussels from a shell
The Misheard: Putting apples on a shelf
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Real Lyric: Layla, you got me on my knees Layla
The Misheard: Gay love, you got me on my knees, Gay love
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Real Lyric: Strike up the band Woah, The conductor is beckoning
The Misheard: Strike up the band Woah, The conductor is pregnant
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Because you're all in my face
The Misheard: Because you're only buttfaced.
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Give me the iron lung
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Real Lyric: What do you do when all your enemies are friends
The Misheard: What do you do when all your enemies are French
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