The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can stand under my Umbrella You can stand under my Umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella
The Misheard: You can stay under my arms forevahYou can stay under my arms forevah(evah evah eh eh eh)Under my arms forevah
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Real Lyric: And pray to God he hears you
The Misheard: And I pray to God he kills you
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Real Lyric: Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
The Misheard: Wishing to be the friction in your cheeks
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Real Lyric: Another loser anthem
The Misheard: I never use the restroom
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Real Lyric: Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night at the edge of your knife Forgive me, father, won't make it right Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night at the edge of your knife You're guilty
The Misheard: Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night for the rest of my life Violent night at the end of your life Forgive me father, we drink it right Silent night for the rest of my life Silent night at the end of your life You're guilty
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Real Lyric: And I know I've planned it like a battle
The Misheard: And I know I planted like a battle
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Real Lyric: I can't light no more of your darkness
The Misheard: I can't hide no more Augie Dog-ness
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Real Lyric: Alison, my aim is true
The Misheard: Alison, my english jew
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Real Lyric: Feelin like a freak on a leash
The Misheard: Takin a leak on a quiche
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die
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