The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That rivers gonna drag you down again
The Misheard: That river gonna track you down again
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Real Lyric: It's light arrives on tiptoe
The Misheard: It's lighter bites on tiptoes
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Real Lyric: That I'm back in my flat On the road where the cars never stop going through the night
The Misheard: That I'm back and I'm flat on the roadWhere the cars never stop going through the night
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Real Lyric: You dance you can dance, you can jive Having the time of your life
The Misheard: You can dance, you can diveHaving dime of your life
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Real Lyric: What have I become My sweetest friend
The Misheard: What have I becomeMy Swedish friend
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Real Lyric: Clutching your pillow and writhing in a naked sweat
The Misheard: punching your pillow and riding in a n****r's way
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Real Lyric: My ship isn't comin' and I just can't pretend
The Misheard: Shemp isn't comin', and I just can't pretend
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Real Lyric: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born And now it's all right, it's ok And you may look the other way We can try to understand The new york times' effect on man
The Misheard: He he you can't take the way that you were you used to walkin' wannabe, no time to talkYou turn left whom I turn right da da da da da da da da mmm wannabe time to talk, you turn left the other way
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Real Lyric: Though I'm barely touching you I've shivers down my spine, and it feels divine Oh, show me heaven Cover me leave me breathless Oh, show me heaven please
The Misheard: Though I'm barely touching youI've shivers down my spine, in a filthy wayOh, show me heaven Cover me leave me breathlessOh, show me heaven please
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Real Lyric: California knows how to party
The Misheard: California don't stop the fart'n
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