The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He's reading balzac, knocking back prozac It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland
The Misheard: He's reading ball sacks, knocking back prozac It's a helping hand that makes you feel rose your blatz
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Real Lyric: Roll Over Beethoven they're rockin' in two by two.
The Misheard: Roll over Beethoven, I'm c**kin' 'em two by two
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Real Lyric: 'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, til you died But you're still alive
The Misheard: And you died and you cried and you lied and you fried 'cause you spied on me You're the one that I need and the one that I peed on, oh yeah!
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Real Lyric: It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
The Misheard: It gets hotter than a hoochie's coochie
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Real Lyric: Bloodstain the sun today
The Misheard: Bloodstains under the toupee
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Real Lyric: I'm sinking fast
The Misheard: I'm sick in bed
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Real Lyric: 'scuse me while i kiss the sky
The Misheard: Escuse me i'll go sit on this pie.
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Real Lyric: Destruction of men in their prime, whose average age was 19
The Misheard: Destruction of men in Iraq, whose average age was 19
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Real Lyric: It's like I told you, only the lonely can play
The Misheard: It's like I told you, only the lonely complain
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Real Lyric: Yea I'm a fan of Faulkner books And anything my mama cooks Small mouthed bass have got me hooked on Sunday afternoons
The Misheard: Yea I'm a fan of phone books And anything my mama cooks Small mouthed bass have got me hooked on Sunday afternoons
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