The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the bird I'll share This lonley view
The Misheard: With the birds in the shevy alone with you
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Real Lyric: There it is, there it is What took us so long?
The Misheard: Ferret ears , ferret earsWhat took us so long
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Real Lyric: More than a woman
The Misheard: Bald headed woman
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Real Lyric: I never meant make you cry But tonight, I'm cleanin' out my closet
The Misheard: I never meant make you cryBut I don't cry, I'm lifting up my closet
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Real Lyric: I know she knows That I'm not fond of askin'
The Misheard: I know she knows I'm not fond of Oscar
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Real Lyric: Hold me, like the River Jordan And I will then say to thee You're my friend
The Misheard: Homey, I like-a the porn-densAnd then I will take a peeYou be my friend
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Real Lyric: Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball Save us all, tell me life is beautiful
The Misheard: Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de BurghSave us all, tell me life is beautiful
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Real Lyric: I heard Mr. Young sing about her
The Misheard: I'm just a young singer of ballads
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Real Lyric: My coffee's cold and I'm gettin' told That I gotta get back to work
The Misheard: And my car feels cold and I'm getting towedI gotta get back to work
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Real Lyric: You might as well be walkin' on the sun
The Misheard: Tamales will be walkin' on the sun.
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