The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dream if you can a courtyard An ocean of violets in bloom Animals strike curious poses They feel the heat The heat between me and you
The Misheard: Dream of a cornucopiaAn ocean of violence in blueAnimals strike furious posersThey feel the heat The heat between me and you
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Real Lyric: She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon
The Misheard: She came in through the bathroom windowProtected by a silver spoonBut now she sucks her Golden WondersBy the banks of her own lagoon
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Real Lyric: They say the future's out to get you You know that I won't let you fall
The Misheard: They say the b***h was out to get youKnow that I won't let you fall
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Real Lyric: Like a hobo I was born to walk along
The Misheard: Like a driftwood I was born to wear cologne
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Real Lyric: And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain
The Misheard: Please don't kill the cattle In the cold November rain
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Real Lyric: Three hundred, sixty five degrees
The Misheard: Three hundred, sixty miles to Greece
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Real Lyric: Bats take to wing like puppets on string
The Misheard: Matchsticks do ring like puppets on string
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I'm in a jam
The Misheard: Sometimes I'm Indigent
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Real Lyric: Learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
The Misheard: Learn to live like an atom bomb in the jungle where we play
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Real Lyric: You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
The Misheard: You're faking a smile with the coffee ghost
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