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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Corinne Bailey Rae

    Song: Put Your Records On

    Real Lyric: You go ahead, let your hair down Saphire and faded jeans

    The Misheard: You know I can't let your hair downSci-fi and fading cheese

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    Artist: Dobie Gray

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul

    The Misheard: give me the beach boys and free my soul

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Toxic

    Real Lyric: With a taste of a poison paradise

    The Misheard: With a taste of the boys i gotta die

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Toxic

    Real Lyric: I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic

    The Misheard: she smells like s**t i know and people say and people say to move

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Ms Jackson

    Real Lyric: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Ooh, ooo, ooo) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times

    The Misheard: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Ooh, ooo, ooo)I am for realNever meant to make your daughter cryI apologize and tripatize

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    Artist: Senses Fail

    Song: Tie Her Down

    Real Lyric: So love me gently with a chainsaw, And take the glass against your wrists You know I am your worst nightmare

    The Misheard: Somebody jumped me with a chainsawI'll take a plastic bag of chipsYou know I have the worst butt hair

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    Artist: Justin Timberlake

    Song: Love Stoned

    Real Lyric: She grabs the yellow bottle

    The Misheard: She grabs the yellow butter

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her ma has too

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    Artist: Christina Milian

    Song: Call Me, Beep Me

    Real Lyric: Doesn't matter if it's day or night Everything's gonna be alright

    The Misheard: Doesn't matter if you stay aliveEverything's gonna be alright

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Games Without Frontiers

    Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontieres Jeux sans frontieres Jeux sans frontieres

    The Misheard: She's so funky yaShe's so funky yaShe's so funky ya

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