The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Baby won't you loosen up my buttons babe
The Misheard: Baby won't you look at my butt stains
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Real Lyric: Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground Today's the day it gets tired today's the day we drop down Gave up my body in bed all for an empty hotel Wasting words on lower cases and capitals
The Misheard: So put your butt in your hand and keep your feet on the ground Today's the day we get shot my Uncle Bernie dropped outAnd as for Bonnie and Clyde they're in an empty hotelWasting cash on quesodillas at Taco Bell
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Real Lyric: Chasing pavements
The Misheard: Chasing penguins
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Real Lyric: Keep it coming love, keep it coming love Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
The Misheard: Keep it common law, keep it common lawNo sloppy vows, no sloppy vows
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Real Lyric: Love is only for the lucky and the strong
The Misheard: Love is for the duckies and the swans
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Real Lyric: That kind of love is mythical
The Misheard: That cantaloupe is mystical
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Real Lyric: All in all you're just another brick in the wall
The Misheard: All in all you're just another p***k in the hole
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Real Lyric: Springsteen, Madonna,way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985
The Misheard: Stacy, Madonna waiting for your mommaThere was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTVThere's two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncoolBut she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985
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Real Lyric: I'm just a shot and then we can die
The Misheard: I'm just a short American d*ke
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Real Lyric: Testosterone boys and harlequin girls
The Misheard: Testosterone boys and hog-ugly girls
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