The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed.
The Misheard: I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed.
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Real Lyric: You're like a salve for a leper
The Misheard: You're like a 7-11
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Real Lyric: hold on loosely and dont let go. if you cling too tightly, your going to lose it too.
The Misheard: hold on to bruce lee and dont let go. if you cling too tightly, your going to lose your toad!
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Real Lyric: i just want to feel this moment.
The Misheard: i just want to feed this mole man!
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Real Lyric: please stand up.
The Misheard: please say im dumb.
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Real Lyric: Oh why do I live this way? And Oh why must I feel this way?
The Misheard: Oh why do I live this zoo? And Why must I feel this zoo?
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Real Lyric: I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed
The Misheard: I'm worse in what I do best And for this guilt, for feeling breasts
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Four or five cousins and a pelican
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Real Lyric: We were makin' thunderbirds We were makin' thunderbirds They were long and low and sleek and fast They were all you ever heard Back in '55 We were makin' thunderbirds
The Misheard: We were making fun of birds We were making fun of birds They were long and low and sleek and fast They were all you ever heard Back in '55 We were making fun of birds
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Real Lyric: You got the biggest heart
The Misheard: You got a big *** heart
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