The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna love you the best that The best that I can
The Misheard: I wanna love you the best dance The best dance I can
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Real Lyric: Sad eyes, crooked crosses
The Misheard: Set eyes, crooked crosshairs
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: Fair thee well
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Real Lyric: Tightened our belts, abuse ourselves
The Misheard: Taco bells, and pizza sells
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: Carved my name into his leather seat
The Misheard: Carved my name into his leagacy
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Chad left the light on
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Real Lyric: Show me some of them Spanish dances Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
The Misheard: Show me some of those Spanish titsand pass me a bottle of Listerine
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Real Lyric: Why cuts aren't healing
The Misheard: My cat's upheaving
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Real Lyric: I just feel stronger and sharper Found a box of sharp objects, what a beautiful thing
The Misheard: I just feel stronger fix your eyeballFound a box of sharp objects what a beautiful leg
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