The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
The Misheard: Goodbye, Ruthie Toothy
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Real Lyric: Honey pie
The Misheard: Monee pa
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Real Lyric: The man in the crowd with the Multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime A soap impression of his wife Which he ate and donated to the National Trust
The Misheard: The man in the crown with the multicolored killerson his hotwell bootslying with his eyes while his hands are busyworking at a limea soul(sole?) impression of his wife which he hateand donated to the national trust
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Real Lyric: She had a place in his life
The Misheard: She's not adverse to me now
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Real Lyric: Lippin off hard, going home in a basket
The Misheard: Leave them in fargo then hit him in his basket
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Real Lyric: Do you understand (Yes)
The Misheard: Do you understand (**s)
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Real Lyric: Life is good, eternal life is better
The Misheard: Life is good, but turtle life is better
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Real Lyric: To Las Vegas or Monaco
The Misheard: To Las Vegas and be in a show
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Real Lyric: Before her love I was cruel and mean I had a hole in the place Where my heart should have been
The Misheard: For here love I was cruel and meanI hit her hard with the words that came easy to me
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: They gonna tear down the lighthouse
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