The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're wondering who I am, machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
The Misheard: You're wondering who I am, machine or mannequinWith parts made in Japan, I am the margarine man
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day
The Misheard: Gina works despite her old age
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Real Lyric: Loathing unadulterated loathing
The Misheard: Clothing unadulterated clothing
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Real Lyric: So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose
The Misheard: So tuck in your clothes and I'll strike a violent pose
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Real Lyric: Islands in the stream
The Misheard: I live in the street
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Real Lyric: Let me reach let me beach on the shores of Tripoli
The Misheard: I'm a dweeb I'm a dweeb I'm a dingleberry dweeb
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Real Lyric: Playin with the queen of hearts
The Misheard: Playin' with the queen of farts
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Real Lyric: Radar love
The Misheard: Red eye love
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Real Lyric: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
The Misheard: In a box o' Velveeta
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: jenny and the mets
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