The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can I get a witness Can I get a witness
The Misheard: Can I get Whitney Can I get Whitney
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Real Lyric: Somewhere along in the bitterness
The Misheard: Somewhere along in bitter death's end
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defense
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff but I swear he was in silky pants
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Real Lyric: I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
The Misheard: I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
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Real Lyric: The other man's grass is always greener
The Misheard: The other man's garage is always cleaner
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Real Lyric: She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
The Misheard: She's a crazy horse, she's a powerful force
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Real Lyric: Found a friend without religion Riding on a stolen engine
The Misheard: Found a friend with my pigeonRiding on a stolen midget
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
The Misheard: Another turnip boy
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Real Lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, And we'll do some caroling
The Misheard: We're gonna have some f***ing fun, And we'll do some caroling
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: many many mon move your booty all around
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