The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In a big country dreams will stay with you
The Misheard: In a finkle tree dreams will stay with you
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Real Lyric: You’ll be dancing once again and the pain will end
The Misheard: You’ll be dancing once again like a pendulum
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Real Lyric: Bodies strewn across the dead end street
The Misheard: Bodies strewn across the damn street
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Real Lyric: This song is a poem to myself it helps me to live In case of fire, break the glass and move on into your own
The Misheard: Esmerelda,born to myselfit helps me to liveIn case of fire, break the glassand run into the wall
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Real Lyric: I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips
The Misheard: I'll be castrated, I'll hang from your hips
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Real Lyric: Flawed design
The Misheard: Flaunt design
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Real Lyric: Don't touch milk if it's crunchy
The Misheard: Don't touch Mel Gibson's Crunchie
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Real Lyric: I'm stuck in a coma
The Misheard: I'm stuck in a car, mom
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Real Lyric: A pair of moneybags made me open my eyes
The Misheard: A pair of porta-potties open up every night
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Real Lyric: The damage is done So I guess I be leaving
The Misheard: The sandwich is done So I guess I'll be leaving
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