The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose on the brain
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Real Lyric: Oh my goth Take pleasure in my hurt
The Misheard: Oh my gosh Make pleasure in my shirt
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Real Lyric: I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
The Misheard: I wish I was little bit tallerI wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl with a kid I would call her
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Real Lyric: Excuse me while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: Excuse me while I kiss this guy
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Real Lyric: If you want to touch her, ask
The Misheard: If ya wanna touch her **s
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Richard touch me
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Real Lyric: So don't debate
The Misheard: So don't eat paste
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Real Lyric: When you're feeling love's unfair You just ask the lonely
The Misheard: When you're having loads of fun You just ask the lonely
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Real Lyric: And you play it coy But it's kinda cute
The Misheard: And you play with cokeBut it's kind of cute
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Real Lyric: I know that you're in love with him 'cause I saw you dancing in the gym
The Misheard: I know that you're in love with him'cause I saw you dancing chin to chin
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