The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was a flight risk
The Misheard: I was a fly at risk
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Real Lyric: So you wanna play with magic
The Misheard: So do you wanna play with matches
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Real Lyric: Big house party with a crowded kitchen
The Misheard: Big house party with the karate kitchen
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Real Lyric: (And you take what you get and you turn it into) honesty. You promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
The Misheard: Honestly, don't fall asleep, I'm never gonna find you faking
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Real Lyric: When your eyes are all painted Sinatra blue
The Misheard: When your eyes are all painted cilantro blue
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Real Lyric: I'm living on such sweet nothing
The Misheard: I'm living in a sexy oven
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Real Lyric: You sit around getting older There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
The Misheard: You sit around getting older There's a joke, here's some wine and it's on me
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Real Lyric: We can dance, We can dance, everybody look at your hands.
The Misheard: We can dance, We can dance, everybody look at your pants.
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Real Lyric: Acting right is so routine
The Misheard: Acting like a soccer team
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Real Lyric: Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
The Misheard: Too many doses and I'm starting to get an erection.
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