The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk
The Misheard: I fall in love with everyone whenever I'm drunk
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get lucky
The Misheard: We'll rob a Mexican monkey
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Real Lyric: I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
The Misheard: I sat on the roof and kicked at the moths
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Real Lyric: You don't know how lovely you are
The Misheard: You don't know how ugly you are
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Real Lyric: and don't forget the joker
The Misheard: and don't forget the yogurt
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies
The Misheard: All the circlies
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Real Lyric: Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa.
The Misheard: I'm insane by the sound of Michael's song.
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Real Lyric: Don't dream it's over
The Misheard: Don't treat me sober
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Bring a nickel, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, howdy in the street, Willy and the Poor Boys are playing. Bringing nickels can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: The Union Jack was in the hands of The Who
The Misheard: The Union Jack was in the hands of a hoe
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