The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hop in my car it don't have any doors
The Misheard: Hop in my bar it don't have any whores
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Real Lyric: I was blind to let you go
The Misheard: I will fly to Mexico, baby
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Real Lyric: I wonna rock 'n roll all night and party every day
The Misheard: I'm gonna stop drop and roll all night and party every day
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Real Lyric: I wanna be adored
The Misheard: I wanna be a dord
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Real Lyric: I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
The Misheard: I've more rhymes than Nirvana's got songs
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Real Lyric: A denial
The Misheard: Let me die young
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Real Lyric: Night flight to Uranus
The Misheard: Night flight to your anus
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Real Lyric: She dashed by me in painted on jeans
The Misheard: She touched my knee and blamed it on James
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Real Lyric: Umbrella
The Misheard: Armed baretta
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Real Lyric: He got a razor in his shoe
The Misheard: He had a raise-up in his shoe
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