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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Complicated

    Real Lyric: Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it

    The Misheard: Promise me I'm never gonna find your fake **s

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    Artist: Carrie Underwood

    Song: Before He Cheats

    Real Lyric: I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats

    The Misheard: I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive Carved my name into his Legacy

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Umbrella

    Real Lyric: You can stand under my umbrella (Ella ella, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella

    The Misheard: You can stand under my arm forevah (Evah evah, eh eh eh) Under my arm forever

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: da ba dee da ba die

    The Misheard: Without a beat I would die

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Born To Be Wild

    Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once And explode into space

    The Misheard: Fire all of your guns at onceAnd explode in your face

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: Heirs of a cold war Thats what we've become Inherited troubles I'm mentally numb

    The Misheard: With bird s**t on this loney view

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: My Angel is the centerfold

    The Misheard: My Anus is the center hole

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    Artist: Kiss

    Song: Shock Me

    Real Lyric: I'm down to the bare wire

    The Misheard: I'm down to the Barrell, Yeah!

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    Artist: Styx

    Song: Come Sail Away

    Real Lyric: Set an open course for the virgin sea

    The Misheard: Set an open course for emergency

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    Artist: Foo Fighters

    Song: Monkey Wrench

    Real Lyric: Don't want to be your monkey wrench

    The Misheard: Don't want to be your monkey b**th

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