The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I ain't nothing but tired, man I'm just tired and bored with myself Hey there baby, I could use just a little help
The Misheard: I ain't nothing but tired, man I'm just tired and bored with myselfC'mon baby, I could use just a little head
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take the back right turn
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Real Lyric: I once loved a woman, a child I'm told
The Misheard: I once loved a woman, a child and a toad
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Real Lyric: In the days of confusion, you've turned angry and cold
The Misheard: In this state of confusion, you've turned ugly and old
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Real Lyric: I've taken my bows And my curtain calls
The Misheard: I've taken my vows And my curtain calls
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Real Lyric: Zerox machine
The Misheard: Cheer up Roisin
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Real Lyric: It's cold gin time again
The Misheard: It's closing time again
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Real Lyric: Zombie, zombie, zombie
The Misheard: Salami, salami, salami
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Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me
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Real Lyric: Jackie big tits
The Misheard: Choccy biscuits
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