The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
The Misheard: Because of you I never stay too far from the snack post
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Real Lyric: I'd risk my life to feel Your body next to mine 'Cause I can't go on
The Misheard: I risk my life to feel Your bottom next to mine 'Cause a cat go on
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Real Lyric: Non-stop talker, what a rocker
The Misheard: Non-stop talker, wanna rock her
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Real Lyric: Up all night long
The Misheard: All on my own
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna run to you
The Misheard: I'm out of Brunswick stew
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Real Lyric: People always told me be careful of what you do And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
The Misheard: People always told me, be careful what you doAnd don't go around touching young boys' parts
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Real Lyric: These foolish games are tearing me apart
The Misheard: These foolish asians are tearing us apart
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Real Lyric: How do I live without you I want to know, How do I breathe without you If you ever go, How do I ever, ever survive How do I, how do I, oh how do I live
The Misheard: How do I leave without youI want to know,How do I breathe without youIf you ever go,How do I ever, ever surviveHow do I, how do I, oh how do I leave
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Real Lyric: I like gospel music and canned applause
The Misheard: I like gospel music and candy bars
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Real Lyric: I was put here to party and I was born to boogie
The Misheard: I was poopin' on my potty and I was born to boogie
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