The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down
The Misheard: It doesn't matterThat I have to feed the buffalo Some poor mistelle
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Real Lyric: Only three things worth of dying for and that's Chicks cars and a third world war
The Misheard: Only three thing worth livin' for, and thats chasin cars in a durable wall
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Real Lyric: American woman Listen what I say
The Misheard: A naked woman Listens to what I say
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Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl
The Misheard: I ain't no hall of fat girl
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Real Lyric: Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues
The Misheard: Some will win, some will loseSome were born to sleep with Jews
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Real Lyric: I'll never let them, I'll never let them
The Misheard: Another victim, another victim
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Real Lyric: Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The Misheard: Carry on, not the heat of suspenders
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Real Lyric: Last night the wife said Oh boy when you're dead You don't take nothing with you but your soul, think
The Misheard: Last time the white set, bo-bo b'George, but you don't take nothing with you but your soul. Hey!
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Real Lyric: Me and the Major don't see eye to eye on a Number of things
The Misheard: Me and the midget don't see eye to eye on a number of things
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Real Lyric: For every voice you ever heard There's a thousand without a word Redbird
The Misheard: For every voice you ever heard, there's the thousand one dollar word preferred
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