The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh, a storm is threatning My very life today
The Misheard: Oh, stormy sundayLibrary life today
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Real Lyric: And everytime I touch you, you just tremble inside
The Misheard: And everytime I touch you, you just treble in size
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Real Lyric: Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
The Misheard: Girl, put the kettle on, tell me your favourite song
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Real Lyric: but in his own mind He's the, he's the dopest trip
The Misheard: In his own mind He's the, he's the donkey strap
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Real Lyric: Ever having met him
The Misheard: If I'd have a million
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Real Lyric: The kid is not my son
The Misheard: The chair is not my son
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Real Lyric: And all I know is You’ve got to give me everything Nothing less ‘cause You know I give you all of me I give you everything that I am I’m handin' over everything that I’ve got
The Misheard: And all I know is You’ve got to give me everything And all the Nascars You know I'd give you all of meI'll give you everything that I am I’m bendin' over everything that I’ve got
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Real Lyric: In the darkest of your furthest reaches
The Misheard: In the darkness of yogurt is peaches
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Real Lyric: Pop, lock and drop it
The Misheard: Hot pocket rocket
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die
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