The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Paint the back whiter
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Real Lyric: Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time Feed the world Let them know it's Christmas time
The Misheard: Keepers woahLet them know it's Christmas time againKeepers woahLet them know it's Christmas time again
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Real Lyric: When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth
The Misheard: When I thought he was mine she caught him by the c**k
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us
The Misheard: Runny toenailsRunny nails!Runny toenailsRunny nails!Runny toenailsRunny nails!Runny toenailsRunny nails!
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Real Lyric: Thoughts of me holding you bringing us near
The Misheard: Thoughts of you holding me bringing a sneer
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Real Lyric: Hammer time
The Misheard: Pijama time
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Real Lyric: I want to shoot The whole day down
The Misheard: I want to shoot The Pope right down
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Real Lyric: You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
The Misheard: You like to think that you're a mule fruity stub
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Real Lyric: Song sung blue Everybody knows one
The Misheard: Song sung blue Creepin' on my window
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Real Lyric: Chill that numbs from head to toe
The Misheard: Kill the dogs from head to toe
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