The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: I'm a skeeto I'm a paedo
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Real Lyric: I think about Paris when I'm high on red wine
The Misheard: I think about Paris when I'm hungry and whine
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Real Lyric: The baddest man in the whole damned town
The Misheard: He's the baddes man in the whole downtown
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Real Lyric: This ain’t a scene, it’s a God damn arms race This ain’t a scene, it’s a God damn arms race This ain’t a scene, it’s a God damn arms race
The Misheard: Lucy, Lucy, it’s a God damned arms raceLucy, Lucy, it’s a God damned arms raceLucy, Lucy, it’s a God damned arms race
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Real Lyric: Been driving detroit leaning
The Misheard: Been driving dieter leaving
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Real Lyric: Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
The Misheard: Buggin' out like Doris Bell on chives
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Real Lyric: The fear of getting caught Of recklessness and water
The Misheard: The fear of getting hardThe restless mass of lager
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Real Lyric: I sometimes see you Pass outside my door
The Misheard: I sometimes see her Piss outside my door
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away I don't know where my soul is I don't know where my home is
The Misheard: I'm like a turd, I'm gonna float awayI don't know where my hole isI don't know where my arse is
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Real Lyric: I just wanna be with you No matter what they say Just wanna be with you Every night and every day Cold nights, dark days I wanna be with you
The Misheard: I just wanna beer with youNo matter what they sayJust wanna beer with youEvery night and every dayCold nights, dark daysI wanna beer with you
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