The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Breathe, breathe in the air
The Misheard: Please, please Auntie Em
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Real Lyric: Is it too much to demand I want a full house and a rock and roll band Pens that won't run out of ink And cool quiet and time to think
The Misheard: Is it too much to demandI want a full house and a rock and roll bandPants that won't run out of "big"And cool quiet and time to think
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheWe're gonna roll her in the night
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Real Lyric: I'm in love with the DJ
The Misheard: I'm in love with the milkshake
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Real Lyric: Let's make it all for one and all for love
The Misheard: Let's make it all for one an awful love
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Real Lyric: How to save a life
The Misheard: How to shave my wife
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Real Lyric: Girls on film
The Misheard: Cows and milk
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Real Lyric: Once bitten twice shy
The Misheard: I want to spit twice shy
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Real Lyric: Master, master, you promised only lies
The Misheard: Master, master, Thomas told me lies
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an Empress above the Serengeti
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