The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies
The Misheard: Pack up the babies and crabby old ladies
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Real Lyric: Searching for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searchin' for my lost chigger of song
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Real Lyric: Buddy you're a young man hard man shoutin' on the streets gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place
The Misheard: Sonny, you're a man just singing along,Waiting for a girl to dance to your songMud on your faceYou big disgraceWaving your can all over the the place
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Real Lyric: Look for the girl with the broken smile
The Misheard: Look for the girl with the broken spine
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Real Lyric: She's winding them down On her clock machine
The Misheard: She's winding them down On her crack machine
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Real Lyric: What if I say I'm not like the others
The Misheard: One of these things is not like the others
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Real Lyric: Dreaming of what could be And If I'd end up happy I would pray
The Misheard: Dreaming of what could beAnd If I had a puppyI would pray
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Real Lyric: In this theatre that I call my soul I always play the starring role
The Misheard: In this theater that I call my soulI always play the Stalin role
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hole me closer tony danza
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Real Lyric: I want you on my team, so does everybody else
The Misheard: I want you on my tea, so does everybody else
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