The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I whispered in her ear Fear me dear, for I am death
The Misheard: I wish for diarrheafear me dear, for I am dead
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' the Millennium
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Real Lyric: We had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun
The Misheard: We had Joy we had fun We had seizures in the sun
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Real Lyric: Walkin' tall machine gun man
The Misheard: Walkin' tall the chicken man
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Real Lyric: Spirits move through all things
The Misheard: Staring close to the whooping
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher To the place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higherTo the place where line men see
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Real Lyric: Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it
The Misheard: Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and body
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Real Lyric: Exit light, Enter night
The Misheard: Amstel Light,after night
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Real Lyric: Please don't go These ghosts of you
The Misheard: Please don't go Pistachio
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: Take that b***h out
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