The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Somebody's heine is crowdin my icebox
The Misheard: Somebody's hiny is drowning my icepop
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Real Lyric: And when I start to build my future she's the main component
The Misheard: And when I start to build my future she's the naked pony
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Real Lyric: I'm not much without you, can't leave
The Misheard: I'm like a bush without you, can't leave
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Real Lyric: Don't cry for me Argentina
The Misheard: Don't cry for me Ike and Tina
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Real Lyric: This girl is half his age
The Misheard: This girl is half-diseased
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Real Lyric: Been traveling far and wide Wondering who's gonna be my guide
The Misheard: Been travelin' far and wideWonderin' who's gonna be my guy
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Real Lyric: Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The Misheard: Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Hoops with the fur (with the fur)
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Real Lyric: Did you feel like Jesus Did you realize That you were a champion in their eyes
The Misheard: Did you feel like Jesus Did you realize That you were Italian in their eyes
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Real Lyric: I've felt the touch of evil
The Misheard: A velvet tux of evil
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Real Lyric: Stop burning bridges and drive off of them
The Misheard: Stop chasing rainbows and drive off of them
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