The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can always go on Rikki Lake
The Misheard: You can always go out on delay
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Real Lyric: Pop, lock and drop it
The Misheard: Hot pocket drop it
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Real Lyric: Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
The Misheard: Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny QuestSend me back my aunt's address
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Real Lyric: They want you, they want you They want you as the new recruit
The Misheard: Shame on you, shame on you Shame on you as the new recruit
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Real Lyric: Well I'll figure it out I'd ride your thesis to pieces Well I'll figure it out I'd ride your thesis to pieces
The Misheard: Well I figured it out and I'd ride your feces to piecesWell I figured it out and I'd ride your feces to pieces
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Real Lyric: Knife me in, hobbeling Talking in its sleep again
The Misheard: Not the end, harbor inTalking in its sleep again
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Real Lyric: Sleazin my backyard so don't get so uptight You been thinking about ditching me
The Misheard: Sleazin my backyard's a tomcat so uptightYou been thinking about ditching me
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Real Lyric: Ooh, rumpo smoothskin
The Misheard: Ooooh, Rumpelstiltskins
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Real Lyric: I've made mistakes, that I can't erase
The Misheard: I've made mistakes in the Camel race
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Real Lyric: Standin on your mamas porch
The Misheard: Standing on your mother's Porsche
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