The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride In a one whore soap and sleigh
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Real Lyric: Inside of me and such a part of you
The Misheard: Sodomy is such a part of you
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Real Lyric: Papa was a rolling stone, Where ever he laid his hat was his home
The Misheard: Papa was a rollin' stoneWhere ever he ladies had, was his home
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel Like I been tied to the whipping post
The Misheard: Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feelLike I been tied to the fishing pole
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Real Lyric: Hey satan, payed my dues
The Misheard: Playstation hate on Jews
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Real Lyric: Season ticket on a one way ride
The Misheard: She's a n****r on a one way ride
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Real Lyric: If I didn't have you I know I'd be Floundering around like a ship at sea
The Misheard: If I didn't have you I know I'd beFloundering around like a chimpanzee
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Real Lyric: Don't bring me down, grroosss
The Misheard: Don't bring me down, Bruce
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Real Lyric: Seize the day or die Regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here Too many people to ache over
The Misheard: Seize the day no time Regretting the time you lostIt's tea and coffee without you hereToo many people to ache over
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Real Lyric: I know that she knows That I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know that she knowsThat I'm not from Nebraska
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