The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No one wants to be defeated
The Misheard: No one wants to feel your penis
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Real Lyric: You feel it runnin' through your bones And you jerk it out
The Misheard: You feel it running through your boneAnd you jerk it off
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Real Lyric: This aint a scene, it's a God damn arms race
The Misheard: This aint a sin, it's a dead horse race
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Real Lyric: I am strong I am invincible
The Misheard: I am strong I am invisible
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: Though I try to hide it it's clear I wear goggles when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer as I undress her
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
The Misheard: He yells "Hey Bub!", have the devil put aside for me
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Real Lyric: When the dogs do find her
The Misheard: When the dogs defiled her
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Real Lyric: And I'll cry for you, yes I'll die for you Pain in my heart it is real And I'll tell you now how I feel inside Fell in my heart it's for you
The Misheard: And I'll die for you, as I die for youPain in my hard head is realAnd I'll tell you now how I feel insideFeeling my hard **s for you
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Real Lyric: Burnin' like a red coal carpet
The Misheard: Burns like a red Mugabe
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