The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Watching as the frilly panties run
The Misheard: Watching all the frilly packages
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Real Lyric: Two out of three ain't bad
The Misheard: Two thirds of an egg-man
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Real Lyric: Throw it away Forget yesterday
The Misheard: FrobululayForget yesterday
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Real Lyric: Now I cry in the middle of the night for the same damn thing
The Misheard: Now I do crack in the middle of the night for sadaam hussein
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Real Lyric: I will avenge my ghost with
The Misheard: I will avenge my girlfriend
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Real Lyric: We bought an old house on the danforth
The Misheard: We bought an old house I put down for
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Real Lyric: I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae bo And possibly bend you over
The Misheard: I see you sleepin and I see you have a shadowWhy not jump up and we can go drink a gellatoMaybe go clean my place like you were doin Tae boand possibly bring you over
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Real Lyric: Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
The Misheard: Swing, swing, swing from a tablecloth
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Real Lyric: There's gotta be more to life Then chasing down every temporary high
The Misheard: There's gotta be more to lifeThen chasin out every kid from every house
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Real Lyric: Falling on my knees in worship
The Misheard: Falling on my knees in your s**t
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