The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't pull the thang out Unless you plan to bang (Bombs over Baghdad) Don't even bang Unless you plan to hit something (Bombs over Baghdad)
The Misheard: Don't pummel thang out Unless you bang to bang(Bombs a la bag that)Don't even bang Unless you playin' with the soul thing(Bombs a la bag that)
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Real Lyric: My grandma pushes tea
The Misheard: My grandma pushes teeth
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Real Lyric: I'm Henry the eighth, I am Henry the eighth I am, I am
The Misheard: I'm better than the ape, I ambetter than the ape I am, I am
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Real Lyric: For fear of leaving in regret I've changed since from when we first met Now oh so easily your over me Gone is love, it's me that ought to be moving on You're not adorable I want something unignorable
The Misheard: For fear of living immigrantI changed this one when we first metNow oh so easily your up for meJaundice leftIt's me you ought to be moving onYou're most adorableI want something unignorable
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Real Lyric: She gotta nails kit, she gotta hair kit She got a Gucci bag, her brand new outfit
The Misheard: She got a mail key, she got a hell keyShe got a cootchy thang, a brand new alchie
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Real Lyric: When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan
The Misheard: When there's no time for jokin'There's a hole in my pants
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Real Lyric: Pain, make your way to me, to me
The Misheard: They make you wait to meet Tamique
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Real Lyric: 'Cause you can't stop the beat Ever since we first saw the light A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night
The Misheard: 'Cause you can't stop the beatEver since we first saw the lightA manly woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night
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Real Lyric: I got this ice box where my heart used to be
The Misheard: I got sunspots where my hearts used to beat
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Real Lyric: But now I'm gonna do what you did to me Gonna reciprocate
The Misheard: But now I'm gonna do what you did to meGonna Rust That Fruitcake
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