The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: And that's where it's at Now run and tell that
The Misheard: And that's where it's atNow run and tell dad
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Real Lyric: Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
The Misheard: Take a look at the old man beating up a dumb guy
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Real Lyric: Come in my sight with the blunt in the air
The Misheard: Come in my sight, f**k, with the blood in the air
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I just feel like strangling you myself
The Misheard: Sometimes I just feel like s**ting on myself
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Real Lyric: 1) Give me envy, give me malice 2) Boys will be boys Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
The Misheard: 1) Give me yummy, give me melons2) Boys will be boys Hiding in estrogen and wearing awkward chins
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Real Lyric: Rockin' the casbah Rockin' the casbah
The Misheard: Lock the taskbarLock the taskbar
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I
The Misheard: Oh, my breakfast eyes
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Real Lyric: Wants to be a hunter again I want to see the world alone again To take a chance on life again So let me go
The Misheard: Wants to be a hun too, againI want to see the world, a lung, againTo take a transit life againSo let me die
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Real Lyric: B52 baby, way up in the sky Drop your love on me tonight, yeah
The Misheard: Three pints of gravy, way up in the skyJug your love on me tonight, yeah
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