The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
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Real Lyric: And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: This is where I grew up I think the prison must have fixed it up
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Real Lyric: For those about to rock - fire
The Misheard: The Devil's about to come - f**k
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: I walk from my machine
The Misheard: My waffle-iron machine
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Real Lyric: Got motion, restrained emotion
The Misheard: Got racial discrimination
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Real Lyric: Que hiciste
The Misheard: Gay sister
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Real Lyric: You set my soul alight Glaciers melting in the dead if night
The Misheard: Ooooh, super soniaShe was melting in the dead of night
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Real Lyric: She got the way to move me, cherry She got the way to groove me
The Misheard: She got the waist movement, cherryShe got the waist improvement
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string
The Misheard: Saw my first pink G-string
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