The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Even daddy he would agree
The Misheard: Even Dottie would agree
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Real Lyric: Come on, Eileen, I swear (well he means) At this moment, you mean everything You in that dress, my thoughts I confess Verge on dirty Ah come on Eileen
The Misheard: Come on Eileen oh, I swear on your kneesAt this moment means everythingWith you in that dress, my thoughts I confessverge on dirtyI come on Eileen
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Real Lyric: Dream on white boy, white boy Dream on black girl, black girl And wake up to a brand new day To find your dreams have washed away
The Misheard: Dream on white boyDream on black girlAnd wake up to a brand new dayTo buy new jeans that wash and wear
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Real Lyric: I dread the thought our very first kiss A target that I'm probably gonna to miss
The Misheard: I dreamt the thought of our very first kissI told your dad I'm probably going to miss
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Real Lyric: Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet Fully loaded Tommy gun Here come the deputy, try f**king getting me Gotta f**king get up and run
The Misheard: Walking down the street, shooting people that I meetFully loaded Tommy gunHere come the deputy, try f**king hitting meGod is f**king a nun
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Real Lyric: The search has come full circle
The Misheard: The search has come for supper
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Real Lyric: And you'll wish you could quit Once you're really sick of it But you're on drugs
The Misheard: And you wish you could queef'Cause you're really sick of itBut you're on drugs
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Real Lyric: Run away before you drown Or the streets will beat you down
The Misheard: Run away before you down And the freaks will beat you down
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Real Lyric: Chop top he says, I'm gonna win big
The Misheard: Choc top he says, I'm gonna win big
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Real Lyric: The lemon kid is my friend
The Misheard: They'll let him get his muffin
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