The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now it's been ten thousand years, man has cried a billion tears
The Misheard: Now it's been ten thousand years, man has tried a billion beers
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Real Lyric: Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya
The Misheard: Abra-abra-cadabra I'm gonna freak out and stab ya
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Real Lyric: I want to fly like an eagle To the sea Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me
The Misheard: Fly like a negro Into the sea Fly like an eagle Cause I really gotta pee
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Real Lyric: I can hear the bullfrog callin me Wonder if my ropes still hangin to the tree
The Misheard: I can hear the big dog callin meWants to eat the road kill hangin from the tree
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Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music
The Misheard: Dweezil's got the music
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Real Lyric: The interest is up and the Stock Markets down And you only get mugged If you go down town
The Misheard: The interest is up and the Stock Markets downAnd you don't get noneIf you go downtown
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Colada's, and getting caught in the rain
The Misheard: If you like bean enchilada's getting caught in the rain
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Real Lyric: You're so vain
The Misheard: You're so lame
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Real Lyric: I got it from my mama
The Misheard: I gotta f**k my mama
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Real Lyric: Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over
The Misheard: Hey now, hey nowThe weekend's over
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