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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Coven

    Song: One Tin Soldier

    Real Lyric: There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgement day

    The Misheard: No-one will buy you flowers Come the judgement day

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    Artist: The Music Man Soundtrack

    Song: The Sadder But Wiser Girl For Me

    Real Lyric: The sadder but wiser girl's the girl for me

    The Misheard: The sadder Budweiser girl's the girl for me

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    Artist: The Music Man Soundtrack

    Song: Seventy-Six Trombones

    Real Lyric: Thundering, thundering all along the way

    The Misheard: Dungarees, dungarees all along the way

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    Artist: Talking Heads

    Song: Psycho Killer

    Real Lyric: Psycho Killer, Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far

    The Misheard: Psycho KillerKiss kissing aBa ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bomb

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    Artist: Grateful Dead

    Song: Truckin'

    Real Lyric: Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on main street

    The Misheard: Girls look at me 'cause I'm flashin' my keys on the main street

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: No Milk Today

    Real Lyric: No milk today, it wasn't always so The company was gay, we'd turn night into day

    The Misheard: No milk today, I was in SevesoThe company was gay, return her in today

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Rock You Like A Hurricane

    Real Lyric: Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

    The Misheard: Here I am, rock you like a honey ham

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Crazy Little Thing Called Love

    Real Lyric: Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

    The Misheard: Don't you leave me in the cuckoo spit

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    Artist: Linda Ronstadt

    Song: Somewhere Out There

    Real Lyric: Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight

    The Misheard: Somewhere out there, beneath the gravel light

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    Artist: Rage Against the Machine

    Song: Renegades of Funk

    Real Lyric: The renegades of funk

    The Misheard: The rotten-out cage of funk

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