The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Beneath its snowy mantle cold and clean The unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green
The Misheard: Beneath this snowy mantle cold and cleanThe unborn rat lies waiting for its bowl of turnip greens
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Real Lyric: Who's that coming up to me Hope and opportunity
The Misheard: Who's that coming up to meHoping I've got two left feet
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Real Lyric: More human than human
The Misheard: More human than Hugh Grant
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Real Lyric: And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through
The Misheard: And even when your hope is gone,Mow the lawn, mow the lawn just to make it through
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Real Lyric: Like a pomegranate Insides out
The Misheard: Like a pomegranateThen Seinfeld
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Real Lyric: Hump de bump doop bodu Hump de bump doop bodu
The Misheard: Hump da bump mugatoHump da bump mugato
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Real Lyric: I wont die a lonely prisoner
The Misheard: I wont die alone in prison
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Real Lyric: Where those winning women thats really willin to take it off
The Misheard: Where's there's sweety women, that's where I'm willing to take it off
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Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated
The Misheard: I wanna pee, sad idiot
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Real Lyric: Yo te quiero infinito Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon
The Misheard: Yo te quiero y bonito,Yo te quiero, oh my god a song
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