The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your call's late, big mistake You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
The Misheard: You're a cornflake, big mistakeYou gotta hang about the limo for as long as I take
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Real Lyric: Come on baby light my fire
The Misheard: Come on baby lick my thighs
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Real Lyric: People are fragile things You should know by now
The Misheard: People laugh at your face You should know by now
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Real Lyric: And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
The Misheard: And he's catching the glove in the air of the tiger
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Real Lyric: I like to go cool out with the family Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang
The Misheard: I like to go cool out with the familySippin', reminiscing on days when I had a moustache
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Real Lyric: When I hear you on the car radio You're goin to be a sensation
The Misheard: When I hear you all at Carnegie Hall You're gonna be a sensation
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheInto the rotor in the night
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Real Lyric: I wish I could eat your cancer
The Misheard: I wish I could eat your casserole
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Real Lyric: My world stands still when I'm with you
The Misheard: My womb stands too when I'm with you
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Real Lyric: Now you're messin with A son of a b***h
The Misheard: Now you're messin with The Minnesota Twins
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