The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Leave no stone unturned
The Misheard: And he turned and stole
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Real Lyric: I breathe right in the chemicals
The Misheard: I reach right in to catch a Coke
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Real Lyric: When I'm gone, when I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me by my walk You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
The Misheard: When I'm gone, when I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me by my walk You're gonna miss me by my "TACO" You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
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Real Lyric: A little bit of luck
The Misheard: A little bit drunk
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Real Lyric: When they get on the train to Niagra, and she can heard churchbells chime
The Misheard: When they get on the train with viagra, and she can hear churchbells chime
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Real Lyric: "Basic space..."
The Misheard: "Bass, sex, bass..."
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Real Lyric: Girl, I know that we broke up But that doesn't mean you should give the cold shoulder
The Misheard: Girl, I know that we broke up But that doesn't mean you should give the corn soda
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Real Lyric: "I would already have you up under my arm"
The Misheard: "I would already have your butt under my arm"
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Real Lyric: I feel like I wanna sing when you do your thing
The Misheard: I feel like I wanna see, you're a double-D.
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Real Lyric: A Material Girl
The Misheard: I'm a cheerio girl.
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